“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns
Lady on the bus next to me:
Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Do you want to be a Sith?
No! I am Obi-Wan!